So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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