this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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