I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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