ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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