he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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