Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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