real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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