But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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