Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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