I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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