Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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