he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
