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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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