A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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