if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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