I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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