That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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