It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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