i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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