It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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