At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He? As in you personified your dick?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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