I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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