Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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