I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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