it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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