Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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