All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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