You really coming over, don't trick.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Randomize