I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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