I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
