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Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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