They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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