just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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