Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
should my penis look like a turkey
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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