I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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