My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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