Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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