I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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