Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
