We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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