it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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