Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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