go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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