yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
