do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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