I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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