How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Randomize
