i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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