Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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