Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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