I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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