Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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